The Perfect Gifts for Stoner Moms
Mother’s Day is May 11th this year. And while it is reported that about one-third of Americans will be purchasing plants or floral arrangements this holiday, if you are lucky enough to have a stoner mom, you can gift her with a whole ‘nother kind of flower! (Get it, get it?) I mean, what’s better than a Mother’s Day cannabis gift?!
As cannabis legalization sweeps across the country, it’s no wonder that a growing number of women are turning into impassioned cannabis consumers. And many of these women have children. In fact, more and more moms are admitting on social media that cannabis usage makes them parent better!
Often referred to as cannamoms, these mommies are coming out of the “green closet” and acknowledging the benefits they experience from cannabis consumption while attempting to reduce the associated stigmas. Whether they use cannabis for anxiety, postpartum symptoms, menopause or for fun and inspiration, more and more females are partaking on a regular basis.
And cannabis use in women is not limited to younger age groups — cannabis usage is rising in the older sector too! If you’re in the market for stoner mom gifts for your mom, grandmother, sister, wife, daughter or best bud, check out our cannabis Mother’s Day gift guide for tons of inspiration!
Happy Mother’s Day Weed Gifts!
“Flowers” for Mom
If you are lucky enough to be celebrating a pot-smoking mom, the most obvious gift to give is flowers — wink. Many dispensaries carry what is known as “Mommy Weed,” or products with a lower dose of THC. We all know cannabis today is much stronger than the days of yore! The pot smoked by hippies at Woodstock had about 1% THC, while today’s weed is at least 15 times that high. And we now have potent concentrates and extracts often exceeding 90% THC levels! The options available today are “not your mama’s marijuana”!
For the moms out there that enjoy a sweet little buzz to get through with a little lighter step, choose a Mother’s Day cannabis gift from a company that specializes in low-dose options — like Drew Martin’s pre-rolls combined with botanicals like rose, lavender and ginger for a yummy and lightweight high, or Miss Grass Half Times Minis with a low-dose 1:1 CBD to THC ratio. Look for low-dose or cute half-gram pre-rolls that will get mom high, but not too high.
Give Mom Legal Hemp Products
The sad reality is that while more and more people are recognizing the health and wellness benefits that cannabis provides, it’s still not legal in all 50 states. If you want to honor your mom or a mom in your life who lives in a non-legal state, consider one of the many amazing legal hemp products being developed by thoughtful companies. Mom Grass CBG pre-rolled joints or Microdose Gummies can be shipped throughout the United States without fear (unless she lived in Idaho or Kansas). Give the special mom in your life the gift of flowers AND hemp flower with a custom arrangement that includes both! If she doesn’t like to smoke, consider a cannabis melt like these from Mary & Jane, or a delicious beverage from Kikoko, Tejas Tonic or Crescent Canna.
Discreet Smoking Accessories
Whether you’re celebrating a mom of children, pets or plants, some of the best Stoner Mom gifts are smoking accoutrements. But please do not give her a heady glass bong or cheap metal pipe. Give her something beautiful she can use to enjoy her Happy Mother’s Day weed and beyond!
This gorgeous line of bongs that double as vases are perfect for the discreet smoking mom! Or how about a water pipe that is virtually indistinguishable from a coffee cup? Maybe she would love a travel bong that looks just like any ol’ water bottle. Or a pipe that looks more like a piece of art. Or this vintage-looking bling that doubles as a joint holder and/or poker. Or a stash box that looks like a little cactus plant. If mama doesn’t want anyone to know her little secret, she doesn’t have to anymore!
Cannabis Fashion for Women
If you have the kind of loud and proud stoner mom who wants to do her part to fight prohibition, how about this fun and relatable T-shirt? Or this blazing hoodie? Or this full-on psychedelic cloak coat? Check out these sparkly cannabis earrings. Or this stylish canvas tote. Whether your mom is a sneakers, sandals or stilettos type o’ gal, you can literally dress her from head to toe in cool canna threads.
Mother’s Day Book Gifts
Any list of great gifts for stoner moms would be remiss if it didn’t include some reading material. You can thank the lady who taught you (or is teaching your babes) the ABCs by getting her a book written by a weed mom intended for all the current and potential weed moms out there.
Is she a foodie?! How about a simple cookbook so she can create cannabis-infused desserts? (Better yet, make one for her!) Or here’s one for the more advanced home chef.
If mom is a little artsy and appreciates creative activities, consider an adult coloring book filled with images of happy people smoking, inspirational quotes, psychedelic fantasy art or even some beautiful buds that she can color and even display if she’s inspired.
Self-Care for Mom
We can’t think of a mom who doesn’t love things that smell good. Why not show her a great cannabis Mother’s Day by giving her a candle that is designed to smell just like Mary Jane? Or conversely one that eliminates cannabis odors? It’s also available in a spray form.
What mom do you know who doesn’t deserve some pampering or self-care? CBD or THC bath bombs are a perfect gift to remind her that she deserves to relax. Or how about some super cute dope soap on a rope? Or a CBD-infused skin care bundle? Or give her the gift of sweet dreams with a CBD pillow!
It’s Not About the Gift!
At the end of the day, it’s not really about the gifts — it’s about the sentiment behind it. Every mom really just wants to know that you care. So why not spend some time with her at the happiest place on earth? No, not Disneyland – CannaCon, of course!
You love pot. Your mom loves pot. Why not take a little trip to the leading cannabis conference in the nation? Socialize with like-minded people, learn about the industry, check out the latest cannabis products and technology, and hear business experts share their insight and knowledge.
A CannCon expo is one unlike any other, and a memory that you and any mom in your life can share forever. Get your tickets today!