Cannabis Strains for your Zodiac Sign
Do you believe in astrology? If you said no, you’re probably a Taurus. The truth is that there is no science to prove that astrology is anything more than just mere speculation — and yet a 2022 study showed that one in four Americans say they believe in it, that they think that the positions of the stars and planets at the time of their birth had an affect on who they are. In short, that’s what astrology is: the belief that there is a definite relationship between planetary positions and events or individual characteristics in the human world. It deals with the celestial positions at the precise moment of someone’s birth and claims that these systematically relate to one’s personality traits, character, relationship with others, professional aptitude, and turning points and auspicious moments in their lives.
Want to know which zodiac sign smokes the most weed? Which sign is the most fun to smoke with? Which sign is most likely to be able to get their hands on the that good good — and be willing to share it? Here ya go. Whether you are a strong believer who never makes a significant move without consulting your chart or you are just looking for a little fun, here is a rundown of the 12 astrological signs and what might be the most suitable and most appealing weed strains for your zodiac sign.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
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Symbolized by The Water Bearer, this sign is the one that is most likely to believe in astrology. Aquarius folk often believe in things beyond what they can tangibly see. They are a force to be reckoned with when it comes to their passions and interests, put their signature spin on just about everything they touch and definitely promote outside-the-box thinking.
When it comes to their weed horoscope, these dream-makers can be kind of crazy and playful, and they most likely will want to do something creative and collaborative when they get high. Aquarians can most likely be found dangling a joint out the window from the passenger seat while on a road trip.
Ideal cannabis strains for Aquarius include Jack Herer, Pitbull or Blue Dream for heavy-body highs that can be used while developing the next world-changing idea.
Pisces: Feb. 19 – March 20
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Symbolized by The Fish, this sign is most in touch with their creative energy and prefers to exist in the clouds, floating above the rest of the world. They are friendly, gentle, loyal and love to laugh. Pisces folk are incredibly in touch with their emotions and have the ability to connect deeply to others through perception and empathy.
It can be tough for a Pisces to toe the line between fantasy and reality, and Pisceans are known to be one of the most forgetful signs within the weed zodiac. They are the kind to ask you to pass the pipe while they are holding it in their hand. That said, if you want to have a deep and meaningful conversation while high, sit next to a Pisces. These wise philosophers can engage you in some of the most memorable conversations of your life — even if they don’t remember it themselves afterward.
Best strains for a Pisces include OG Sativa, Sour Dream and Alaska Thunder Fuck, which should definitely be consumed while listening to music.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
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Symbolized by The Ram, this is the sign of the warrior. Aries folk set the pace while the rest of the world tries to play catch-up. Their sheer force of will, drive and determination gets an Aries where they need to go and gets them there as quickly as possible.
Ariens have energy, passion and an undeniable confidence. TThey are wildly adventurous, even though they can be impulsive at times, and tend to leap first and think later.
Aries can be the most fun sign in the weed zodiac to smoke with — even though they are total weed snobs and can hog a joint while they proceed to tell a story. Wanna win the heart of an Aries? Present them with a pristinely rolled joint of Green Crack, Bruce Banner or Granddaddy Purple, and take them on a thrill-seeking adventure.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
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Symbolized by The Bull, when you want to know which zodiac sign smokes the most weed, no need to look any further than a Taurus. It only makes sense, considering that this sign does contain the date 4/20. And Willie Nelson is a Taurus. Case rested.
Smoking so much is really just an extension of the fact that Taurus folk take pleasure in indulging in all of the finest things — good food, fine art, sensuous fabrics, anything they find aesthetically pleasing because Taureans like to pamper their senses. They are all about soothing aromas, luscious flavors and extravagant comfort.
Taurus is the sign most likely to get crazy high and get the munchies, then accidentally consume an edible, which only gets them higher. This stubborn sign knows how to work hard and play hard, and once high, they will most likely just want to Netflix and chill. If you’re a Taurus, the best weed strains for your zodiac sign include Cherry Lime, Sunset OG and Ninja Fruit. For you, it’s all about the yummy and delicious.
Gemini: May 21 – June 21
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Symbolized by The Twins, this sign is all about analyzing news and offering opinions. Intellectually driven, Gemini folks love to learn, think and share. Geminis are one of the most misunderstood signs and can get a bad rap for being two-faced or fake, but they are actually highly intelligent and incredibly easy going and, while sometimes indecisive and unreliable, when push comes to shove, they will always have the back of someone they care about.
Geminis are masters of communication and can make conversation with absolutely anyone — unfortunately, that can translate into someone who simply will not shut up when they are stoned, and someone who will just sit there giggling at the sounds of everyday words. Stoned Geminis find everything funny. EVERYTHING. For the Gemini weed horoscope, perfect strains are Northern Lights, Silver Haze and OG Kush. Give them a vape cartridge of one of those, let them make some music and cover them in glitter — and you will have one happy Gemini.
Cancer: June 22 – July 22
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Symbolized by The Crab, the feelings of a Cancer can change as quickly as the tides. And Cancers feel a lot. A LOT. This is by far the most sensitive sign of the zodiac.
While some other signs may turn away from Cancer folk for being too much drama, you never have to wonder what a Cancer is thinking or feeling, and no one will ever take better care of you than a Cancer. Cancers are all about making sure you feel comfortable and safe, and this usually means providing a cozy environment for you to chill in. Highly intuitive and psychically aware, Cancers usually know what you need before you do and will have it ready and waiting for you.
Cancer is the sign that will make you homemade weed brownies — and they will be the best you’ve ever tasted. Cancers use pot to either intensify their good mood or escape from their bad one and are most likely to benefit from strains like Purple Haze, Merlot OG or Peanut Butter Breath.
Leo: July 23 – Aug. 22
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Symbolized by The Lion, you can definitely fall in love with a Leo — but no one will ever love a Leo more than they love themselves. Leo folk are very self-aware, self-confident and not afraid to shout their praises from the rooftops. They’re not wrong to be so proud — Leos are exuberant, kind and have a seemingly never-ending supply of energy. Charismatic, passionate and fearless, Leos are always the life of the party and their joy is infectious.
As far as their weed horoscope goes, Leos will be the one dominating most of the conversation during a smoke session, but that’s OK because what they’re saying is actually fascinating, and they are always the one to have the good, expensive, high-grade weed on hand. Leos need a cannabis strain that is as bold as they are, so good choices include King Louis, White Widow and Chocolope.
Virgo: Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
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Symbolized by The Maiden, Virgos may also be referred to as The Virgin. Virgo folk are meticulous perfectionists known for their incredible attention to detail. Logical, practical and single-minded when it comes to pursuing their goals, Virgos can have a tendency to overthink, which can lead to stressing out unnecessarily — so cannabis can be a great way for them to relax and get out of their head.
Virgos are most likely to enjoy their weed for the medicinal and healing properties. Tiny details are important to Virgos, and it’s highly likely that a Virgo will have a specific smoking ritual they like to follow, so don’t mess with their flow. Virgos can be incredibly health-conscious, so when choosing a cannabis strain for a Virgo, clean pesticide-free varieties with a high CBD to THC ratio can do wonders — which makes Harlequin, Blueberry Yum Yum and Girl Scout Cookies a great way to go.
Libra: Sept. 23 – Oct. 23
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Symbolized by The Scales, it makes sense that this sign is all about balance. Libra folk want peace, harmony and justice in the world, and they can get really upset by things that they deem to be unfair.
Be careful when crossing or disappointing a Libra, as they will absolutely forgive, but they will NEVER ever forget. The best qualities of a Libra are that they are diplomatic, level-headed and unbelievably honest. But in wanting to just get along with everybody, they can also be flighty, indecisive and non-confrontational.
Because of the Libra need for a calm and controlled environment, they will often prefer to smoke alone and can benefit from strains like Cherry Pie, Maui Waui and Forbidden Fruit.
Scorpio: Oct. 24 – Nov. 21
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Symbolized by The Scorpion, this sign is one of the most powerful in all the zodiac. Scorpio folk are fascinated by things that are hush-hush and underground, and they crave mystery and intensity.
Giving a Scorpio weed could be one of the best things or worst things you ever do, as cannabis can suddenly make a Scorpio friendly, teasing and almost even bubbly! Or … it can make them even more dark, distant, guarded and cold. Either way, Scorpios are always true to themselves and never afraid to tell you what they think. FYI, if a Scorpio is smoking up with you, they either really trust you — or want to bang you. Be careful leaving the room, though, as they will probably go through your phone — and/or you might come back to find them naked.
When it comes to the best strain for Scorpio weed, it needs to be something mood-lifting and sensual to match the mysterious nature of a Scorpio. Good choices include Great White Shark, Gorilla Glue and Darkside OG.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
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Symbolized by The Archer, people are inherently drawn to the spontaneity and positive vibes that a Sagittarius possesses. One can only hope that their natural luck and good fortune spills over onto us. Sagittarius folk are driven to explore — both the outside world and the one within themselves.
Super smart, overly chatty and LOUD, there is no one better to see the sights and have an adventure with than a Sagittarian. Everything a Sagittarius does, they do it big. This is the stoner at the party who is smoking a joint while eating an edible while playing a banjo, all the while talking your ear off. Gotta be careful though if you want to spend time with a Sagittarius, because they can really easily become bored. You better be able to hold your own in both talking philosophy and doing karaoke, or a Sag will be gone in less time than it takes Snoop Dogg to rip through an ounce.
The perfect weed match for a Sagittarius is something like Ghost Train Haze, Sour Diesel or Laughing Buddha.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
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Symbolized by The Goat, these persistent go-getters will stop at nothing until they get what they desire. Capable of almost hyperfocus, Capricorn folk are the most practical, grounded, disciplined and ambitious of all the signs. Caps see pretty much everything as a task on their to-do list and feel the need to not only cross it off as quickly as possible, but complete it to perfection. These workaholics can get so uptight that sometimes you want to force them to relax with some green. No worries — they are probably part-owner in a dispensary or another weed-centered business. Now you just need to get them to stop running around, take a break and partake.
If you can’t get them to stop what they’re doing and smoke some White Buffalo, Black Afghan or Ice Princess, maybe just slip some tincture into that energy drink that they’re guzzling.
What’s in your weed horoscope?
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