Father’s Day Gifts for Stoner Dads

Dear ol’ dads — they just never seem to get the same love and respect as the moms! On Mother’s Day, moms are often showered with jewelry, flowers, spa days, breakfast in bed and perhaps even dinner at a nice restaurant, while dads get … ties…socks…etc. While 85% of people will spend their money to celebrate Mother’s Day, only 75% will do the same on Father’s Day — and the amount spent will be significantly less. In fact an average of $260 is spent on moms and only $199 on dads. I mean, just look at the holidays’ history – Mother’s Day was a national holiday way back in 1914, while Father’s Day was not recognized as a national holiday until – get this – 1972!  So this third Sunday in June, let’s make it a point to really acknowledge and celebrate those hard-working papas out there! And if your old man happens to appreciate cannabis, you’ve come to the right place to find the perfect gifts for stoner dads (and dads who just like to relax sometimes, *wink*).

Happy Father’s Day, Weed Lover!

When it comes to stoner dad gifts, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your bank account. Some items here are less than $10, while others definitely fall into the “luxury” category.

Let’s get started with the most basic and obvious! You can’t go wrong when it comes to gifts for stoner dads by simply buying pops some cannabis flower or pre-rolls! If your father is a canna-curious newbie or one who prefers a more mellow and controlled high, look for strains with high CBD and low THC levels like Harlequin, Remedy and Snicklefritz. You can also check out the offerings from Dad Grass, which has low-dose flower, joints, gummies and drinks with a clean buzz derived from 100% organic hemp — which means that you can buy online and have it legally shipped directly to him, which is perfect for “remote” dads.

However, if you’re looking for some actual THC that packs more of a punch, you’ll have to either hand it to him directly or find a dispensary nearby to deliver. While no pot is gender-specific, you could focus on some potent strains like Grandaddy Purple, Godfather OG or Pop’s Secret, as a fun little homage.

But if buying Dad actual grass is not the vibe, there are lots more options when it comes to gifts for stoner dads!

Father’s Day Smoking Gifts

Did your dad ever tell you that he wasn’t made of money? What if he actually had money to burn? These $100 bill rolling papers are made from premium natural fibers and come with filter tips, while these papers from Shine are crafted from actual 24k gold.

This Helix pipe by Vessel will elevate your patriarch’s smoking experience with artful sophistication and cutting-edge engineering, and these bongs by Chill are more than just pretty — they are the world’s first stainless steel vacuum insulated smoking apparatus, which means your water remains cold for hours.

Whichever you choose, you can ignite in the most fun way possible with a lighter designed to look like a retro-fun laser gun. Or skip the need for flame entirely with this Hitoki Trident Laser Bong, which uses a patent-pending combustion system to ignite the ganja like a magnifying glass concentrating the rays of the sun.

But our own personal favorite right now? A Wake & Bake mug from INHALCO — which is a truly innovative dual-purpose device that allows you to sip your coffee and enjoy your herb using the very same vessel.

Don’t forget to check out these honorably handy and affordable Mamba electric herb grinders and Nuggy Smoking Multi-Tools too.

Stash Containers for Dads

Where and how dad stores his Mary Jane matters. If pops already has his Father’s Day weed covered, why not give the man who has everything a cool place to store his buds?

The Silverton by StashLogix is more than just a hard-shelled case for your goods. It’s a fully customizable, odor-proof and water-proof container with a programmable three-digit combination lock that’s perfect for desktop organization, travel or on-the-go storage. When you want a little canna-safe that is perfect for hiding your goods in plain sight, this stash box looks just like a book, while being nice and roomy and still lightweight enough to be slipped into a briefcase or backpack.

These humidor stash boxes by Cannador use patented VaporBeads to regulate humidity and control freshness and are great not only for storage but for dry-flower revival. And for an absolutely gorgeous high-end option that is sure to impress, pick up one of these elegant bamboo boxes from Bluebus that features a magnetic lid, and includes a portable rolling tray and all kinds of built-in accessories and tools, and not only locks but can only be opened by using your fingerprint! I see you, James Bond.

Good for stashing and discreet transport of a pre-roll or two is this handy-dandy real leather single handroll tube that attaches directly to a keychain, or these stealthy sunglasses with hidden storage that offers a hands-free way to store a pair of joints.

Indulge Dad with Father’s Day Weed

It is antiquated and untrue to think that those with a Y chromosome cannot appreciate things that smell nice and make them feel good. Self-care is for dads as well as moms. When contemplating stoner dad gifts, you can’t go wrong with candles. These clean-burning soy-based candles from Cannabolish will remove odors and make whatever room they’re used in no longer smell like weed, while this earthy wooden-wick candle will actually do the opposite and fill the room with the scent of fresh hemp.

This aroma spray gift set from BluntPower is designed with specifically masculine scents that are sexy, crisp and long-lasting for odor-removal at home, work or in the car. And these Dude Bombs are perfect for … well, let’s just say that they deodorize the space where your dad probably does his best thinking, and they prevent any embarrassment from him being… such a good thinker.

If your pa is the kind who appreciates a good bath, let him soak like a man with this gift set of aromatic additions that have scents reminiscent of coffee, leather and whiskey. If he’s more of a shower guy, you can get him these all natural shower steamers filled with essential oils of a masculine slant. This complete line of Sweet Earth’s products for Beard and Face care are all CBD-infused, and they can either be purchased individually or in a kit containing all five products.

And if Daddy-O has a tendency to chafe … well … these powders from Explicit Essentials will provide all-day protection from irritation and friction in all his necessary places, from sack to crack. And this broad-spectrum CBD muscle cream is not only derived from USA-grown hemp but also infused with arnica and menthol to relieve tired muscles and achy bodies.

Ingest Cannabis

The old idiom about the way to a man’s heart being through his stomach exists for a reason. Most dads love something yummy that they can shove in their face. When it comes to good gifts for stoner dads, you can never go wrong with food. With the cannabis edibles marketplace expanding at an exponential rate, there are an enormous amount of products to choose from, ranging from candies to brownies to crispy-rice treats and beyond.

But due to current legislation, they will have to be purchased directly from a local dispensary and not shipped. Believe me though, you will have plenty to choose from. And shopping, as well as taste-testing, can be fun! If you yourself happen to be good in the kitchen, may I suggest that most perfect culinary combination of both marijuana and bacon?

Or as a stand-alone gift — or the perfect accompaniment to the aforementioned Wake & Bake Mug — how about some delicious CBD-infused coffee chosen directly by Willie Nelson himself? Or maybe some CBD-infused tea? Did you know that Pabst Blue Ribbon has cannabis-infused seltzers now – which are legalized for shipment? And these CBD gummies from Medterra are not only reviewed as some of the best tasting infused gummies around — but also said to markedly improve a man’s (cough-cough) “performance” in the bedroom. Not that you (or I) necessarily want to think about that but… still. It makes a great gift!

And if your dad is an edible-lover with a little bit of culinary skill, here’s a super cool gummy mix kit that includes easy instructions detailing how he can make his own. Oh, and here’s an enormous bag of those marshmallow bits like those that you find in cereal! They’re not infused or specifically related to cannabis in any way — we just thought they’d be fun for a case of the munchies and would make a great gift. You’re welcome.

Decorate & Play

If your pops not only loves to smoke weed but also has his own man-cave, how about getting him a glowing neon sign that declares his love for all to see? Or maybe a photo-realistic pillow that looks like a huge bag of his fave weed strain? Or a little wooden cannabis plant that is actually a set of pot-leaf coasters?

When you were a kid playing with those scent-laden stickers, did you ever think there would be a Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed? Well, there is. And if your dad loves a good game, how about the epic weed board game adventure known as GanjaLand? Or the Cards Against Humanity weed-related expansion pack?

This Jenga-like Stack the Joints game may be extra challenging if you’re super baked… but is there anything easier than throwing some dice? This Smokin’ Dice Game from Stonerware consists of you and your buds just rollin’ bones and then doing what you’re told – and looks like an absolute blast. And for times when life isn’t a party and some solo-introspection is needed … how about this creative thinking journal designed specifically to only be used when high?

The Ultimate Father’s Day Gift Guide for Stoner Dads

There are all different kinds of dads out there. There are all different kinds of stoners. And there are all different types of gifts. But hopefully, this list contains a little something for everyone and can serve as inspiration for some Happy Father’s Day weed ideas.

If you just can’t choose and also would like dear old Dad to be reminded of how much you love him at least once a month, consider a monthly subscription box from Cannabox, the #1 weed subscription service since 2012. Whether given alone or along with a gift, don’t forget to give your pot-loving dad an appropriate card.

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